"I wish there was a song called ‘Nguyen and Ari,’ a little ditty about a hardworking Vietnamese girl who helps her patents with the franchised Holiday Inn they run, and does homework in the lobby, and Ari, a hardworking Jewish boy who does volunteer work at his grandmother’s old-age home, and they meet after school at Princeton Review. They help each other study for the SATs and different AP courses, and then, after months of studying, and mountains of flashcards, they kiss chastely upon hearing the news that they both got into their top college choices. This is a song teens need to inadvertently memorize."

– Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (Mindy Kaling)

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